First of all, why do people think that shooting coffee up your ass will make you healthier?
Second of all, if you’re stupid enough to do this, please only use cheap Maxwell House coffee and leave all the good coffee for those of us who know how to actually enjoy it.
I can’t believe this even has to be said.
Originally shared by Smiles by Payet Dentistry
So first, there are rich people who say that drinking “raw water” is somehow healthy (can anyone say “waterborne parasites and bacteria” ???), and now we have the Always-Wrong Paltrow and Goop selling you a machine to shoot coffee up your butt. What the hell is it with rich people and stupid, crazy ideas that they then sell to gullible people who think it must be thinking, “Hey, these rich, successful people must be smart, so it has to be legit, right?”
Look, I love coffee as much as or more than almost anyone, and while I did splurge on a $250 coffee grinder, I make my coffee with a $25 dollar Aeropress (get it on Amazon or Best Buy – it makes AWESOME coffee in about a minute). But shooting coffee up your butt for alleged health reasons? Because of alleged “toxins” that no one can ever name or identify? OH HELL NO!
Dr. Jen Gunter (one of my favorite woo-busters and who regularly busts Gwyneth’s woo) does a great job of explaining why a coffee enema belongs on the list of the “Stupidest Possible Things You Could Ever Do In Your Entire Life.”
Please – do NOT listen to Gwyneth Paltrow, or ANYTHING on her entire website. Just don’t, and I guarantee you will be healthier – and your wallet won’t be as empty, either.